Snarky Midlife Mug – “I Used to Wake Up Refreshed. Now I Wake Up Resentful and Damp.” – Vintage Black Woman Menopause Humor Coffee Cup

Good morning? Barely.

This vintage-inspired mug delivers the raw, hilarious truth for every woman navigating the nightly rollercoaster of midlife sleep. Because waking up refreshed is a distant memory — now it’s all resentment and moisture.

Featuring stunning 1950s-style artwork of a glamorous Black woman in perfect post-sleep poise, this mug makes the perfect gift for:

• Perimenopause and menopause warriors

• Women who miss sleeping like they used to

• Hot flash survivors

• Sisters, coworkers, and besties who “get it”

• Self-care mornings with a side of sarcasm

✨ 11oz ceramic mug
✨ Dishwasher & microwave safe
✨ Print-on-demand, made just for you
✨ Perfect for daily mood swings & morning coffee